Yar me to pareshani me phas gya hu ;p

Homework kyu nahi kia ? lols ;p

Teacher;
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?

Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi
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Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete

Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi

Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi

Student;
Bazar mai thee

Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate

Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha ,Ganda tha bazar nahi ja sakta tha

Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy

Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir

Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.

Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?

Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi…. 

Getting Married Is Like Giving ..... :P

Pakistanis' Two Services For Humanity ! :P

Papa Wo Mard Nahi Hota :P

Baap (Bahot Gusse me):" Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain..
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Beta (Proudly ):" Jo Insaan Apne
Dushmano Se
Bhaag jaye..

Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa.. 

Ghungi Badmashi ! :P

10 Doctor Aur 1 Engineer :p

10 doctors aur 1 engineer Helicopter Ki Rassi
Se Latke Hue The..
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Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chodna Hoga...
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Engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki Qurbani Mai Deta Hoon..

....Taaliyan....
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Ye Sun Kar Sab doctorz Taaliyan Bajane Lage,

Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye..

Ustad to akhirr Ustad hota hai na.. 

What is WIFE ? :P

Student : Madam Jo Marzi Kahen :P

Beta abhi itna bara to mei bhi nahi hua :P

Women Are Like Fruits :P

Jaleebi Ko Female Dish Kyu Kaha Jata Hy ? :P

Jaleebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hy..??
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Kyun k Ye Larkiyo ki tarha Kbi Seedhi Nahi Ho Skti,
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hoti boht SWEET hy. :P

Boy's Workout :P lols

'One Two Three'
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Suddenly A Girl Passes

Boy - "82 83 84" x)

Ye Meri Phupoo Ki Beti Hai :P lols

Sweet Flirt:

Boy: Why Don”t U Had A
Boyfriend Yet?

Girl: Am Not Allowed To
Have A Boyfriend,
Why Don”t U Have A
Girlfriend..?

Boy: Cuz U R Not Allowed
To Have A
Boyfriend Yet…! 

Girl friend and chinese phone :P

Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: i love you so much, it cant be measured.
Girl: how much? Tell me
Boy: you are the sim-card and im the phone, i cant work/live without you.
Girl: (smiling) oww, thank you.

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Boy: (talking to himself) LOL, this girl doesnt know that this chinese phone has 5 sim-cards. 

Pakistani Parents :P

Sharabi ki dawat

Ek sharabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya, Aur Apne Hi Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kiya, Aur Khoob Dawat Ki, . . 

Subha Jab Ghar Pahucha To Bakra Ghar Me hi Tha, . . Biwi Se Pucha:" Bakra Kaha Se Aya.. ?? . . . . . 

Biwi:" Bakre Ko maro Goli ! Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye the..